请将这些中文翻译成英文， 谢谢~~

Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND1
fight
Scholar: moving a table in a time-consuming five seconds moving the bench does the time-consuming three seconds
Zhuoyibandeng moving downstairs to a time-consuming of all time
Time to 54,321
Hibiscus: five tables bench a total of 20 is 85 seconds
Scholar: wrong (turned into the counter, came up with a small bench) you forget this is a

Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND2
fight
Lotus: I assume that 10 times a month to wash bath then I ask how many times a year to wash bath
Scholar: 120 times
Hibiscus: wrong 110 times
Scholar: Why ah ~
Hibiscus: New Year, not a bath

Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND3
fight
Scholar: Taizui eat three meals a day Meidun steamed bread, three in March will he have to eat the number of steamed bread
Hibiscus: Dayton three times per day multiplied by three steamed bread, three months multiplied by 30 days a total of 810 is steamed bread
Scholar: Mistake was 270 in March I said is that rather than three months in March

Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND4
fight
I assume that the three palm will be able to shoot every shoot you dead Yizhang you have Canjiao out Nvxiaraoming
Will you then you have to say the words before dying
Scholar: I refuse to answer this question
Hibiscus: it automatically counted as abstentions
Scholar: Canjiao a total of three times each word is the word 12
Hibiscus: nine is the wrong word
Scholar: Why
Lotus: the first metacarpal on Nvxiaraoming words
The second metacarpal on Nvxiaraoming eight characters
The third metacarpal on immediately Si Qiaoqiao you only said one word ah eight plus one equals 9

Guo Furong only VS Lvxiu
ROUND FINAL
fight
I assume that the scholar in the champion Huang Shang thanks to my weapon
I thorn you Sword you will Canjiao out I was wrong
You die before that the 36,000 word
Lotus: the bar too toxic
Scholar: I have not finished it and I actually stabbed two swords why
Hibiscus: this is unlikely
Scholar: how I can not be a thorn you Sword you said I was wrong
I thorn second sword you say 36,000 words a total of thorns and bleeding to death two sword
Hibiscus; assumptions:
Scholar: You have no chance to (pointing at blood trough

郭芙蓉VS吕秀才
ROUND1
fight
秀才：Moving one desk needs five seconds, moving one stool needs three seconds. Then please answer: How long will it take to move all the desks and chairs downstairs.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, time's up!
芙蓉：Five desks, twenty stools, 85 seconds all in all.
秀才：Wrong （turn to behind the counter and take out one stool） you forgot this one.

是不是都要翻啊, 怎么觉得这么无厘头?呵呵